Should I go to a BBQ where there will be Staffordshire bull terriers and no locally produced real ale?
My fiance thinks I should go because it is a family occasion. However I think it sounds like I will have my face bitten off and even worse have to drink Fosters. Should I go?
Absolutely not. A kid will get mauled by the clampetts dugs and you’ll feel terrible.
Put on some [...]