Is a zebra a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?

You know you’re asking yourself the same thing right now …

Zebras Have Black Skin… so They Are Black With White Stripes. Or Just Black With Black And White Stripes.

JOKE!:
A Zebra Died And Was On It’s Way To Heaven. On It’s Way there It Saw An Angel And He Went Up To The Angel And Said "Angel, I Have Always Been Curious, Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?" The Angel Replied "Hmm, ‘Tis A Good Question. I Do Not Know The Answer To It Though.. When You Get To The Golden Gates, Ask god And Then Come Back And Tell Me What His Answer Is, Because Now I Am Curious Too." The Zebra Said Alright And Went On His Way. When He Got To god He Asked "god, I Was Wondering, Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?" god Said to The Zebra "You Are What You Are" And The Zebra Replied "What?? That Doesn’t Help Me! Please Answer My Question, Am I White With Black Stripes, Or Black With White Stripes?" god Answered Again "You Are What You Are". Thinking To Himself, The Zebra Decided To Just Except What god Had Told Him And Go Back And Tell The Angel. The Zebra Finds The Angel Again And Says "Well, god Didn’t Have An Answer For Me. All He Said Is "You Are What You Are" And That Was No Help At All." So The Angel Said "What Do You Mean That Is No Help At All? He Answered Your Question." And The Zebra Says "How? He Never Said If I Were Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes." And The Angel Said "Yes He Did, He Said You Are White With Black Stripes. If You Had Been Black With White Stripes, god Would Have Said "You Is What You Is"

Haha

8 Responses to “Is a zebra a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?”

  1. If you shave all the hairs off a zebra, it has black skin, so it is a black horse with white stripes.
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  2. Zebras Have Black Skin… so They Are Black With White Stripes. Or Just Black With Black And White Stripes.

    JOKE!:
    A Zebra Died And Was On It’s Way To Heaven. On It’s Way there It Saw An Angel And He Went Up To The Angel And Said "Angel, I Have Always Been Curious, Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?" The Angel Replied "Hmm, ‘Tis A Good Question. I Do Not Know The Answer To It Though.. When You Get To The Golden Gates, Ask god And Then Come Back And Tell Me What His Answer Is, Because Now I Am Curious Too." The Zebra Said Alright And Went On His Way. When He Got To god He Asked "god, I Was Wondering, Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?" god Said to The Zebra "You Are What You Are" And The Zebra Replied "What?? That Doesn’t Help Me! Please Answer My Question, Am I White With Black Stripes, Or Black With White Stripes?" god Answered Again "You Are What You Are". Thinking To Himself, The Zebra Decided To Just Except What god Had Told Him And Go Back And Tell The Angel. The Zebra Finds The Angel Again And Says "Well, god Didn’t Have An Answer For Me. All He Said Is "You Are What You Are" And That Was No Help At All." So The Angel Said "What Do You Mean That Is No Help At All? He Answered Your Question." And The Zebra Says "How? He Never Said If I Were Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes." And The Angel Said "Yes He Did, He Said You Are White With Black Stripes. If You Had Been Black With White Stripes, god Would Have Said "You Is What You Is"

    Haha
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  3. no its just individual black and white stripes next to each other.
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  4. willow song on wind on February 23rd, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    neither a zebra is NOT a horse!
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  5. It’s a grey horse that’s been sitting still too long and all of it’s color separated and settled.
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  6. striped color
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  7. No.
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    Zebras are not horses. D’oh.

  8. I think its a white horse with black stripes….but thats just me :D
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