When taverns advertise they have live music, do you ever wonder about the alternative?

It would give new meaning to the phrase " The place was really dead tonight." Perhaps they would lay off employees and just hire a skeleton crew.

I can only picture the song list now……

"Dead Man’s Party"

"Living Dead Girl" with special appearance by Rob Zombie

"Death of it All" (ok Rob Zombie is sticking around for a second set)

"Dead Girl Superstar" (Ok Rob Zombie just took over the stage)

"House of 1000 Corpses" (Ok this dead audience are all turning into Zombie fans!!!)

Well that sure did liven up this dead crowd! Well they are still dead… but nothing like living zombies to get the tavern rocking. Oh look!! Just in time for the "Thriller" encore!!

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